The Internet Is Broken

This was an attempt to write an entire song in the time it took to upload the previous one. I managed one verse.

Download matt_westcott_-_the_internet_is_broken.mp3

The internet is broken
The internet is broken for me
I only wanted to upload my song
But it’s taking stupidly long

Engineers have been notified
Engineers are aware of the problem
My ticket is logged in the tech support queue
and has been flagged up for further review

I promise if it comes back tonight
I’ll use it like a responsible grown-up
No more surfing for cats with captions
or YouTube videos of flats being blown up

All I want is to check my email
check up a couple of facts on Wikipedia
Listen to the latest songs on my watchlist
if only my connection was a little speedier

The internet is broken
The internet is broken for me
I only wanted to upload my song
But it’s taking stupidly long

Download The Internet Is Broken (MP3, 1.0Mb)
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One Response to “The Internet Is Broken”

  1. Oleg says:

    Bravo!

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